Read an article in The National Post yesterday about research into the link between jogging and sex. The actual heading of the article was "Running Can Make you a Sex God: A Study". Naturally this piqued my adolescent interest and of course, I read this before tackling the article about King Fahd's successor.
According to the article, "people can not only run their way to a better sex life, but also have sex to become better runners". Apparently, the study conducted applied to males only (of course), although it did go on to speculate that women tend to compete better after orgasm, and hence stand to gain "an athletic advantage" from having sex before jogging. Hmmm ... interesting hypothesis. So to recap: if men are allowed to run on a regular basis, they will be better in the sack, and if women want to keep up with men's jogging pace, they should have sex (or at least mind-blowing orgasms in whichever way they can achieve them). Doesn't this smack of some kind of male-perpetrated conspiracy to try and get more sex and free time to "jog"?
Hey, not that I need convincing of course since I'm part nympho. But after doing laundry, making meals, squiring the heirs to the dynasty hither and thither and then being a sex goddess by night, exactly when am I supposed to find time for jogging?
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Yeah, the study does sound like a conspiracy. "Hey good wife, stay at home cleaning while your man goes for a run and then when he gets back, get down on your knees for him"
See that's what I love about you ... you just totall understand what I'm talking about!
but perhaps it could work the other way? you know 'dear husband, i am off to go for a run, when a i get home we will have the lovely meal you have prepared and then i will fuck you silly'
Except that according to the article, hubby won't be in as good form in the sack as he would if he went for a run.
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