I heard on the radio yesterday that Wireton Willy died after a bout of pneumonia or some such groundhog version of the ailment.
I was curious how they will go about picking Willy's successor. Do they hold auditions by shining a flashlight above the groundhog to see how they will react? Do they pick one of Willy's children? Did Willy have any say in who would follow in his hallowed footsteps? Do they attend some kind of metereology training academy? Will they announce it and have a great big press conference?
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They catch all the groundhogs they can, and give them bloodtests to find his heir.
And being famous, he was probably slutty and fathered many babies, so it'll take time.
I guess it's a matter of figuring out who came from Willy's willy.
Dickey: But are there rules surrounding illegitimate children assuming his throne?
Snooze: You're such a silly girl!
EM, good point. The Brits probably have a workaround.
:)
I'm certain that there is some Gov't/groundhog conspiracy afoot. They'll probably end up replacing said groundhog with one of the Kennedy's due to some new regulation. I'm just wondering how they'll get past the drug testing.
Heehee, it's not the 'grassy knoll', it's the 'grassy hole'!
:P
Greg: I'm wondering if Willy faked his own death and went underground.
Dickey: Not all holes have grass on them.
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