Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Eh vs Huh

So while I'm on my rant about racial stereotypes, I thought I'd add in this post.

A few weeks ago, I snuck out for a much needed mental health break. Some friends invited me to go along with them to Niagara Falls for a few hours to visit the casino and have dinner. Since I'd never been to a casino before, other than the temporary one that runs during the CNE, I jumped at the chance.

After everyone had had their fill of the casino, we decided to go for dinner. One of my friends insisted that we cross the river to the States and go for dinner at their casino. He claimed that the buffet at this particular location was amazing. Starving, we all climbed into his car and headed for the bridge to cross the border.

I have to stop and give a little background on the occupants of the car. There were five of us in total; three men, two of whom were Caucasian and one who was of Persian descent. The other woman in the car was of Taiwanese descent. Three of us were Canadian born (the two Caucasian guys and myself), the other two were Canadian citizens.


The only ones in the car who had acceptable forms of identification were me (I carry my birth certificate at all times) and the Persian guy who had his citizenship card. EVeryone else just had their drivers' licences.

The customs officer at the border was this whitebread type who just seemed to be on a power trip. He had the temerity to say that I and the two other non-Caucasian passengers didn't look like the average North Americans and that we would therefore have to proceed upstairs. Now, I completely understand the reasons for taking extra precautions. What I didn't agree with was the way in which he felt it necessary to point out that since three of us were non-Caucasian, we didn't fit the bill of a Canadian. I mean, truly, what the hell does a Canadian look like anyway? My friends kept shushing me because I started on my spiel about how I was under the impression that North America was a multi-cultural continent.

What made me even more irritated was the attitude of the officers upstairs. We were called in as a group and each of us were asked to state our birth country. I pulled out my birth certificate yet again as I re-stated that I was Canadian born. I was then subjected to a multitude of questions, obviously posed to sniff out an imposter. What burned me was that my two Caucasian friends only had to say that they were Canadian and were immediately and politely dismissed. They weren't required to produce any corroborating documents or identification. The Taiwanese born woman? Like the other two guys, she didn't have anything other than her driver's licence and yet she was raked over the coals. And despite the fact that the other guy had his citizenship card, he was given the third degree and treated like shit for the longest amount of time. I would have thought that as soon as he produced his card, the conversation would have been over.

The entire time this was taking place, I thought about a childhood lesson I'd been given regarding diplomacy: you can ask for almost anything if you just ask nicely and with respect. I would have been fine with having the extra security measures taken if everyone hadn't gone so obviously out of their way to make their racial stereotypes known. Why didn't the guy at the booth simply say "Some of you appear not to have adequate identification. Please proceed upstairs"?

Of course, now I'm left with the lingering impression and ensuing stereotype that all U.S. Customs Officers are ignorant, power tripping asses.

12 comments:

St. Dickeybird said...

I wonder how many tourist dollars are lost because of the behavior of US Customs officals?

Not long after my father lost his speech from a massive stroke, we drove across the border. The Customs Official asked each of us if we were citizens. When he asked my dad, I answered for him. The official furiously demanded that he answer for himself. It took nearly 30 minutes of arguing to get the point across that HE COULDN'T!! And that was for a caucasian, 50-ish man driving a Ford - so stereotypically safe!

EarthMother said...

Dickey: The scary thing was that we actually contemplated at one point telling them to forget it so we could turn around and go home, but we figured they would still detain us anyway on the grounds of suspicious behaviour or something.
I can't believe they couldn't get it through their thick skulls that your father was unable to speak. Idiots ...

Snooze said...

I know when I was searched at the airport a friend of mine said, "No offense Snooze, but I'm just so glad that that happened to a white girl. I thought I was just targeted for being brown." But he is targeted more than me. What a horrible experience you had.

CoffeeDog said...

Yes, these are the folks (maroons also) that all of a sudden have some sort of puny-ass power over people and bask in that thought. Ugh.

EarthMother said...

Snooze: I was pretty ticked off at the time, as were the other two passengers who were also persecuted. What our other friends didn't get was that this kind of thing wasn't an isolated experience for us. It gets tiresome sometimes. As I pointed out to the customs officer (who didn't give a damn), I'm far more Canadian than some people -- I have French language rights for God sakes!

Coffedog: It scares me sometimes that we share the planet with these maroons. And there seem to be so many more of them than there are of us.

Greg the Surly said...

Its not just the Customs Officers, and as much as I hate to admit it, this ego/power trip is all too common here. I'm embarassed by it, and I'm sorry. Personally, I think they should forget about the IDs and just make the secret password to get in "Boobies". If they can't say it with a smile....Denied!

EarthMother said...

Greg: Boobies just sounds too much like an insult (i.e. calling the Customs Officer a boob), or like a Jewish grandmother (bubbie). We need something less confusing ...

Snooze said...

But did they wand your green tea frapuccinno a gadzillion times? That was what happened to me at La Guardia that last time I went to New York.

MeHereNow said...

Is it any wonder I don't feel any need to visit America any time soon?
We have it over here too (UK) and I get it A LOT and you don't get more British than me,I just don't "fit" physically!!
So what I guess I'm trying to say is sorry it happened to you and yeah it sucks BIG TIME!!

EarthMother said...

Meherenow: Welcome. As to visiting the States, the whole thing left me with a bad taste in my mouth, so maybe you might want to put off any travel plans for awhile ...
Incidentally, what does a stereotypical Brit look like anyway?

ink said...

Good god! It would be ridiculous if it weren't so bloody appalling. I find it truly frightening that people in authority can be so wilfully ignorant and stupid. The harm such people do to the world is incalculable.

You know, it may be dumb but I feel like I should apologise to you for all the crap you and your friends went through on this occassion, and for the pain and humiliation experienced by so many people who's only "fault" is being "different" (different from what, I've never been able to figure out!).

Sometimes I just want to slap humanity (with notable exceptions) up-side the head and tell it to grow-up already!

epicurist said...

You have no idea how angry and pissed off your experience has left me feeling. It goes to show that the stereotypes of US Customs officers as racially motiated bastards is really quite true. I would have blown up right then and there. Likely have been beaten up over the incident too.

grrrrrr